100% Human Being — Certified Organic -- Unisex Tee
Contents may vary. Quality doesn't.
100% organic. GMO free. Not the shirt — you. No modifications, no shortcuts, no factory reset: contents may vary in color, shape and beliefs, and that's exactly how the recipe was meant to work.
Then the ingredients, read straight off the label: 100% awesomeness, intelligence, humor, hilarity, and a hint of mischief, a little bit of chaos and just a dash of bad decisions — no artificial intelligence added. Every human comes out like this. Some just forget to read their own label.
And the care instructions? Fragile. Emotional being. Made with love. Handle with care. Needs coffee. That's not a warning — that's the honest spec sheet of the whole species, printed right where everyone can see it.
That's the alchemy — laughing at the labels while telling the truth: you were never mass-produced. One of one. Organic. Recycled daily. Powered by coffee and love.
On a unisex organic ribbed-neck tee — soft, classic, certified to contain zero GMOs and 100% you.
The details: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton · midweight 5.3 oz · regular fit · ribbed collar
🌿 Conscious Creation — The Alchemy of No-Waste
Made ethically with soft, planet-friendly fabrics that love your skin as much as they love the Earth. Made to order only, so we never make a piece the planet didn't ask for.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alchemy State | Wearable Wisdom & Modern Hermetics
- Email: contact@support.alchemystate.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
100% Human Being — Certified Organic -- Unisex Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.35
|
19.49
|
9.25
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
216
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
29.92
|
22.64
|
9.65
|
|
XL
|
31.1
|
24.61
|
9.84
|
|
2XL
|
329
|
26.57
|
104
|
|
3XL
|
337
|
28.54
|
10.24
|
|
4XL
|
33.86
|
30.51
|
10.24
|
|
5XL
|
34.65
|
32.48
|
10.24
|
